Cellphone etiquette: absence makes the heart grow much fonder

I spend a lot of time here in my Starbucks office, a busy location near the centre of the universe (Yorkville). starbucks, bloor, office

I’ve been coming here since the day this location opened, over a decade ago, when there was still a Chapters.

The clientele includes people from the neighboring boutiques, like Gucci, so it’s handy for shopping… along with undergrads from U of T, street people, academics, seniors, tradesmen ripping up the street, not quite a cross-section but getting there.

I’m mesmerized by the cellphone culture. I wish Roland Barthes were still here to tell us why 80% of women under 30 carry their phone in their hand, at all times, thrust out at the world, some in a feisty overhand grip, some in a reveal-all come-on, even as they balance hot drinks and purses the size of duffle bags. Are they saying, I’m here, I’m equipped? Or, I’m cyberlinked to somewhere much cooler?

starbucks, bloorBut for now, what I really want to know is why almost everyone – demographically speaking – finds it acceptable to sit with a colleague or loved one or BFF while their smartphone sits conspicuously on the table between them, just begging to be called or texted. Apparently nothing is sacred any more and whatever you might have to say to close the sale, or console the GF about the BF, will never be as important as the hoped-for message that could arrive at any moment. More >

Now US Republicans want to scrap their “invasive” census

What is it about right-wing politicians?

Ted Poe explains why the census is bad to a group of beauty queens

Well, I have a theory. Canadian Conservatives like Tony Clement and US Republicans like Ted Poe (from, you guessed it, Texas), are scared silly of statisticians and scientists and would prefer to see them take a hike… because they deal in facts, not opinions or headlines or the party line. That makes these guys and their facts much harder to manipulate – and when it comes to major issues like global warming, a threat to established business interests.

A story ran in The New York Times recently entitled “Census Survey Asks Too Much, G.O.P. Says.” Hard on the heels of Minister Clement’s mighty gaffe over Canada’s Chief Statistician, we learn his US counterparts are demanding their Census Bureau put a stop to this data outrage – an unconstitutional outrage no less. As The Times reported (Aug. 19):

The Republican National Committee is demanding that the Census Bureau stop being so nosy, or at least stop requiring that Americans comply.

The Republican Party isn’t taking on the census itself, the count of the United States population made every 10 years, but the more comprehensive American Community Survey. More >

The iPhone4: Gatekeeping Swings Both Ways

Photo by Abhijit Tembhekar

Last Friday I stumbled up to the Yorkdale Apple Store to have something looked at in my MacBook Pro. And I was suddenly reminded by the milling throng it was launch day for the iPhone 4. At one point, the lineup apparently stretched almost to the Rogers store… where there was no lineup. Just a hastily made sign warning customers Rogers might run out of units. How times have changed.

Battle of the control freaks

In the midst of the feeding frenzy, the Apple lady in charge of the front door found a Genius who wasn’t on phone duty. He pushed me past a phalanx of security guards, pronounced my MBP fan busted and ordered the replacement part. He apologized for not having the part in stock and insisted that being a month out of warranty was not a problem. Kids, don’t try that at your local cellular store.

In fact, three years ago I tried something along those lines with a handset I bought from my carrier. Even though I had been with them for over 10 years, their reward for loyalty was to lie to my face about the Bluetooth functionality in the unit. One or more profiles, including the Object Push Profile, had been crippled, probably for the purpose of forcing transfers of files like jpeg’s to run over the cell network (see ARPU). The vendor rep told me I didn’t understand how the phone worked and I should have read the 200-page manual in the store before I bought the phone. More >

More evidence: in Canada, consumer connectivity is weakest link

The Connectivity Scorecard scores again

The Len Waverman team, they of Connectivity Scorecard fame, have given us a brand new version for 2010 – and as usual, plenty of things to disagree over. But today I’m going to pass on the fine print and go straight to this chart from the Canadian pdf (main Web page).

From the 2010 Connectivity Scorecard

This chart shows gaps in performance between Canada and the corresponding best performing country. The three pairs cover government, business and consumer variables respectively.

The really interesting part is where Canada’s consumer variables stand next to the best countries: significantly worse, especially for infrastructure. The numerical gap in consumer infrastructure (Canada vs the best performer) is double – 0.96 vs 0.48. Our business infrastructure is behind by a much smaller proportion – 0.86 to 0.79. (The Scorecard assigns a higher weight in the final scores to business variables, but that’s another debate.)

With this evidence in hand, would you start designing a national digital strategy devoted to ICTs for business – which never mentioned consumer welfare? More >

Broadband as a legal right (part 2)

Why is this (Finnish) man smiling?

Finland’s new classification of broadband doesn’t just confer a legal right on consumers – the hook for all the news reports I’ve read. It also imposes a legal obligation on Finland’s ISPs to extend service to everyone in their licensed territory – and not just in rural areas. As FICORA (the Finnish Communications Regulatory Authority) puts it, July 1 is the date when “telecom operators’ new universal service obligations enter[ed] into force.”

The regulator has given 26 operators their marching orders, apparently without having to spend years in court and Cabinet backrooms fighting appeals. This was accomplished by way of an amendment to the Communications Market Act. More >